Visit a monkey in the tree of his life
He doesn't eat the fruit before it is ripe
When the sugar turns to alcohol
He shares his crop with one and all

The alcoholic tangerines are free
The alcoholic tangerines for you
The alcoholic tangerines for me

Monday, November 5, 2018

Aphorisms Vol. 1



Too much wisdom and not enough wit.
Much too Frank and not enough Gaul.

The problem with reading books
Written by people who thought they were smart
Is that you might become one of them.

If you’re not a book reader or music listener
Then you don’t understand what it means
To store up treasures in eternity.

Ridicule her who hates mathematics,
Embrace her who hates science.

The concept of wasting time is only relevant
To those trying to achieve something.

When the devil wrote the bible
He caused his own revival
And now he is cursed to forever attend church.

The poet sings but the prophet cries.
The poet sings but the prophet cries.
The poet sings but the prophet cries.

Prayer:
If I am to meet a Jew, let him be a pious Jew.
And if I am to meet a Muslim, let him be an impious Muslim.

Evil is an upside-down pyramid scheme and Satan is at the bottom of it.

Let him with the ethics of a reptile become one.

1 comment:

Peter Harter said...

Blake's mistake was that he published too many aphorisms all at once. I'm not going to fall into that.