Visit a monkey in the tree of his life
He doesn't eat the fruit before it is ripe
When the sugar turns to alcohol
He shares his crop with one and all

The alcoholic tangerines are free
The alcoholic tangerines for you
The alcoholic tangerines for me

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

I Like to Eat Things



Squirrels 
Frogs 
Turtles
Pigeons and Doves
Blue Gill
Rabbit liver sausage

I don’t think of a wild turkey as cute
I want to eat him
Believe me when I tell you I could
Cook a Raccoon so that you would forget
How smart he was

Caviche
Fish Tacos
Snails and grass shrimp kicking
with lime juice

Abelone 
Crabs
Rock fish on the beach
Blackened on coals and wrapped
In a banana’s leaf

I once went on a diet where I could eat
Only as many ants as I could catch
I once ate nothing but wild black raspberries
For four days and I remembered 
What pooping is supposed to be

I am sometimes transported to that scene 
In every Steinbeck novel where the old man
With his weathered face and leathery hands
Prepares a meal on the rocky coast of the pacific
Fishing in tidal pools for his meat
Making a salad of kelp greens and citrus
But he can get no sugar from the sea
So he is compelled to filch candy from the corner store
He can’t help himself

He needs it..

Monday, June 1, 2015

Las Vegas Ice Tea



One shot each:

Tequila, Gin, Vodka, Whiskey

The Juice from one crushed human soul

Splash of sour
Splash of coke

Shake and pour over rocks..